THE CLOCK IS TICKING FOR HUMANITY!
EVERYTHING WE HAVE WORKED FOR! EVERYTHING WE CREATED AS A CIVILIZATION! GONE! FOREVER!
ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE ANNIHILATED! EVERY MAN, WOMAN,CHILD, PUPPY AND KITTEN WILL DIE IN WAYS MORE HORRIBLE THAN OUR TINY HUMAN BRAINS CAN COMPREHEND! IT WILL BE ABSOLUTE CARNAGE!
WHY?!!!! BEACUSE WE PISSED "THEM" OFF! THATS WHY! AND WHO ARE "THEY?" YOU ASK?
THEY ARE THE GODS OF THIS WORLD AND OTHERS! THEY ARE ANCIENT!
THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!
WE OWE THEM AND THEY ARE COMING TO COLLECT!
THERE IS HOPE FOR US! HOWEVER, ONLY I CAN HELP!
THE ONE THING THESE HORRIBLE GODS UNDERSTAND! THE ONE SACRIFCE THEY WILL ACCEPT! IS COLD HARD CASH
THE GODS WILL DESTROY THE EARTH AT AN UNDISCLOSED DATE IF WE DO NOT PAY THEM AN UNDISCLOSED SUM
DONATE 1 DOLLAR OR MORE TODAY SO I CAN PAY OFF THE GODS AND *MAYBE* SAVE US ALL!
